About Me
My name is Bryce. When I was born, I had blue skin. Everyone thought I was the neatest baby they’d ever seen, so they put me in a museum where I ate ice cream all day and performed on a tiny golden piano. But a freak accident resulted in making me normal-colored again, so I left my job at the museum and became a secret agent. I foiled many international plots, and had epic battles with my arch nemisis, the French Tickler (eventually, he surrendured). I retired from the secret agent job eventually, because the entire thing was becoming a bit too commercialized. They’d lost the true meaning of it all. I worked my way across the country as a coal-shoveler, but with the danger of black lung hovering over my threateningly, I decided to retire and become acting prince of the moon for a while. That was fun, but when Yahoo offered me a job it was just so tempting that I abdicated in favor of Celandria, the Princess of the Dark Side of the Moon - I’ll tell you about her some other day. Now I work for Yahoo, and it’s more exciting than the other jobs all put together. I’d tell you where I live, but then the French Tickler could discover it - I’ve recently learned he has internet access in his jail cell.
–Ghostwritten by Stephie