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How to make stinky clothes in 4 easy steps

  1. Run 7 mile relay leg while sweating profusely.
  2. Continue to wear sweaty clothing in poorly ventilated van.
  3. After removing sweaty clothes, place them in a non-breathable plastic bag.
  4. Leave clothes in plastic bag for 2 weeks in back of closet.

Then when it comes laundry time: Gather. Wince. Repulse.

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4 Responses to “How to make stinky clothes in 4 easy steps”

  1. Stephie Says:
    May 22nd, 2007 at 5:47 pm

    ew. I can just imagine your face.

  2. bryces Says:
    May 22nd, 2007 at 6:57 pm

    Best recreated by Eric: http://www.emotioneric.com/emotionfill/whatsthatsmell.html

  3. Joanne Says:
    May 24th, 2007 at 8:50 am

    Wash in warm water with a box of baking soda. Or burn them.

  4. bryce Says:
    May 24th, 2007 at 9:16 am

    I was worried that if I burned them, they might explode.

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