“Don’t think that you’re off the hook, voters! You’re the ones who made this bed, now you’re the ones who are going to have to move over so a gay couple can sleep in it! Tomorrow you’re all going to wake up in a brave new world—a world where the Constitution gets trampled by an army of terrorist clones created in a stem cell research lab by homosexual doctors who sterilize their instruments over burning American flags! Where tax-and-spend Democrats take all your hard-earned money and use it to buy electric cars for National Public Radio and teach evolution to illegal immigrants! Oh…and everybody’s HIGH!” -Stephen Colbert

This is a bed I’m looking forward to. America, congratulations on seeing through the hyperbole and rhetoric, and for electing a government that will do something to help the country.

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