Found while sorting e-mail
This was received in 2002, when I had a stupid facts section on my site:
Why do you have such a silly name, where do you live, what were we put here for, prehaps some of these questions could be answered on your website.
P.S Pickles are great arent they?
P.P.S The tongue of the blue whale is the size of an elephant.
This one is the most interesting piece of spam I ever received:
Hello,
I’m a time traveler stuck here in 2003. Since nobody here seems to be able to get me what I need (safely here to me), I will have to build a simple time travel circut to get where I need myself. I am going to need an easy to follow picture diagram for a simple time travel circut, which can be built out of (readily available) parts here in 2003. Please email me any schematics you have. I will pay good money for anything you send me I can use Or if you have the rechargeable AMD dimensional warp generator wrist watch unit available, and are 100% certain you have a (secure) means of delivering it to me please also reply. Send a separate email to me at: info@
.com. Do not reply back directly to this email as it will only be bounced back to you.
Thank You
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December 6th, 2009 at 2:42 pm
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