My banana had a sticker on it that said “Place sticker on forehead.  Smile.”  Using the grammatical loophole of the unspecific “forehead”, I placed the sticker on Ben’s forehead and smiled.  He thinks Chiquita owes him some money for advertising space, and is going to call and complain.  Figuring this can’t be an isolated incident, we expect the phone tree to have an option like “If you have a sticker on your forehead, press 2.”

What a Monday.

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