God and SMS

Just got this text message from someone: “This is a test: if u love GOD and u are not ashamed of all he has done for u, send this to ten people and watch how he repays u?”

First, this causes me to extend my list of things God does not do. The list is now:

  1. Sports
  2. Reality shows
  3. Weather
  4. SMS chain letters

I’m glad we’ve cleared that up. And God? I hope you repay me by giving me the ten cents that message cost me. Thanks.

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